Brandon Clements

I know I am often times a complete dork, and I honestly don’t mind.  But I think some of the forwarded emails I get are just so funny.  This being one…

Johnny’s Mother looked out the window and noticed
him ‘playing church’ with their cat.
He had the cat sitting quietly and he was preaching to it.
She smiled and went about her work.

A while later she heard loud meowing and
hissing and ran back
to the open window to see Johnny baptizing
the cat in a tub of water.
She called out, “Johnny, stop that!
The cat is afraid of water!”

Johnny looked up at her and said,
“He should have thought about that before he joined my church.”